sirdef:

chris evans is a nerd and must be stopped

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everybodyilovedies:

icedragon5683:

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS RETWEETED RDJ I REPEAT CHRIS EVANS RETWEETED RDJ sirdef BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

When the fuck did he learn to use twitter? Didn’t we used to joke that he made ultron cause he couldn’t even figure out his password?

HE BARELY KNOWS HOW HE HAS LIKE 100 TWEETS TOTAL THESE ARE BABY’S FIRST SHAKEY LITTLE TWITTER STEPS WE’RE WITNESSINg *happy sobbing*

everybodyilovedies:

icedragon5683:

everybodyilovedies:

CHRIS EVANS RETWEETED RDJ I REPEAT CHRIS EVANS RETWEETED RDJ sirdef BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

When the fuck did he learn to use twitter? Didn’t we used to joke that he made ultron cause he couldn’t even figure out his password?

HE BARELY KNOWS HOW HE HAS LIKE 100 TWEETS TOTAL THESE ARE BABY’S FIRST SHAKEY LITTLE TWITTER STEPS WE’RE WITNESSINg *happy sobbing*

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Chris Evans + smiling/smirking

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lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

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alexanderperchov:

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

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dreadelion:

hawke’s buddies take selfies when they go out partying and he’s at work

dreadelion:

hawke’s buddies take selfies when they go out partying and he’s at work


Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
Tyrion Lannister (via safeguards)

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samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

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leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

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everythingbutharleyquinn:

hookteeth:

beltaguise:

Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

I have a dire need for this.

desliz

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